We’re Back! And In Need Of Serious Website Help (obviously)…

Ahhh. I am writing to you reborn. Reborn after a nightmare of domain stuff as we tried to upgrade to a “real” website addy and, in the process, losing touch with the very readers we tried to amaze as we grew up to be hosted as a non-wordpress dotcom. Well we realized that we like being here just fine and that the world of techno-babble and web hosting is not meant for the, well, anybody really. So, with that said, are there any techno freaks that want to help us grow into an appropriate new home? We have money!

So, yes there have been posts. In fact, a LOT has been going on! So we will be sharing with you all of the incredible new music and contests, giveaways, and so on. We have Lo-Pro and Nonpoint on tap for interviews. We’ll post their goodies next.

We love being back! We also love Hiromi Oshima. Here is a naked picture of her. She is so hot that I have little pains near my face when I see her. Like, near my eyes. Yeah. Oh, that’s the infection. OK. Shhh….

-MEPS

Hiromi Oshima Makes Japan Look Like an Island

NakedEric ROCK STAR EXCLUSIVE! LO-PRO IS BACK AND ONLY ON NAKEDERIC!

NAKEDERIC ROCKSTAR UPDATE!!!

LO-PRO EXCLUSIVE!

I don’t know how to say this in a way that fully delivers the massive news that broke yesterday at NakedEric.

Yes I do.  I just lied.  Sorry.

I’ll strip the usual (and incredibly sexy) NakedEric spice from the story and hit you with the skinny.  Also, I took too much Ritalin and can’t stop eating Starbusts so my hands seem to have ulterior motives.  If you don’t know what Ritalin is, then think of it like a display toilet at Sears.  It makes the place look more accommodating (a commode-ating, ha!)  but it is still the same bland, oversized shope selling crap we don’t need.  That made no sense.

LO-PRO MANAGEMENT HAS CONTACTED NAKEDERIC AND WILL BE ALLOWING EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE BAND AND THEIR NEW MUSIC

WE’RE GOING TO HAVE GIVEAWAYS, REVIEWS, CONCERT INFO, BAND MESSAGES, VIDEOS, AND MORE.

TOTAL COVERAGE OF AARON LEWIS AND HIS PRODIGIOUS BAND LO-PRO

Here’s a link to two ridiculous songs by Lo-Pro.  Now, you all know what to do…  Tell us what you want!  What should we ask?  What kind of giveaways?  What do you think of the band?  Do you like Staind?  Are you nervous?  Do I make you horny?

SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS AND IDEAS THEN STAY TUNED BECAUSE WITHIN EVERY DAY WE WILL BE REVEALING MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM LO-PRO AND OTHER HUGE BANDS.

For starters, here’s the official bio of the band:

About Lo-Pro

Lo-Pro’s journey began when former Ultraspank members Pete Murray and Neil Godfrey’s first demo caught the attention of Staind front man Aaron Lewis. Lewis promptly offered them a deal on his newly formed vanity label 413 Records, releasing their first album on Geffen.

Lo-Pro is: Pete Murray, Neil Godfrey, Tommy Stewart, Pete Ricci and Jerry Oliviera

Album: Letting Go EP

Letting Go PRODUCED BY: Angus Cooke and Lo-Pro

Executive Producer: Aaron Lewis

Here’s Some of Their Masterwork:

STAY TUNED AND WRITE TO US WITH YOUR INPUT!