NAKEDERIC ROCKSTAR UPDATE!!!
I don’t know how to say this in a way that fully delivers the massive news that broke yesterday at NakedEric.
Yes I do. I just lied. Sorry.
I’ll strip the usual (and incredibly sexy) NakedEric spice from the story and hit you with the skinny. Also, I took too much Ritalin and can’t stop eating Starbusts so my hands seem to have ulterior motives. If you don’t know what Ritalin is, then think of it like a display toilet at Sears. It makes the place look more accommodating (a commode-ating, ha!) but it is still the same bland, oversized shope selling crap we don’t need. That made no sense.
LO-PRO MANAGEMENT HAS CONTACTED NAKEDERIC AND WILL BE ALLOWING EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE BAND AND THEIR NEW MUSIC
WE’RE GOING TO HAVE GIVEAWAYS, REVIEWS, CONCERT INFO, BAND MESSAGES, VIDEOS, AND MORE.
TOTAL COVERAGE OF AARON LEWIS AND HIS PRODIGIOUS BAND LO-PRO
Here’s a link to two ridiculous songs by Lo-Pro. Now, you all know what to do… Tell us what you want! What should we ask? What kind of giveaways? What do you think of the band? Do you like Staind? Are you nervous? Do I make you horny?
SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS AND IDEAS THEN STAY TUNED BECAUSE WITHIN EVERY DAY WE WILL BE REVEALING MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM LO-PRO AND OTHER HUGE BANDS.
For starters, here’s the official bio of the band:
Lo-Pro’s journey began when former Ultraspank members Pete Murray and Neil Godfrey’s first demo caught the attention of Staind front man Aaron Lewis. Lewis promptly offered them a deal on his newly formed vanity label 413 Records, releasing their first album on Geffen.
Lo-Pro is: Pete Murray, Neil Godfrey, Tommy Stewart, Pete Ricci and Jerry Oliviera
Album: Letting Go EP
Letting Go PRODUCED BY: Angus Cooke and Lo-Pro
Executive Producer: Aaron Lewis
Here’s Some of Their Masterwork:
STAY TUNED AND WRITE TO US WITH YOUR INPUT!
If you’ve foraged through the site, you have certainly come across my posts on HURT and on J. Loren himself. In short, both are super-duper. I will be interviewing J. soon and am asking all of you to share with me questions you would like me to ask the man himself. For now, take a look at the neat video for “Rapture”.
If you are blind or related to Paris Hilton, you may be rich, but certainly have not the ability to recall that I am a big fan of HURT and their new album. I was poking around for some more morsels about the foursome when I learned about how trying the recording process was for the album “Vol. 2”. If you have not, please check out their extremely cool website. HURT Website – Click Here, Piggies!
This makes it all the more amazing of him to have reached out and offered some of his time to NakedEric for an interview for this blog! Whilst we work on the particulars, please stay tuned (no pun intended) and support the band. I mean, what other band would answer a “shot in the dark” invitation for an interview from a guy named NakedEric? HURT does this for the music, the catharsis of performance, and for the fans. J.Loren’s response is proof that this is more than just rockstar bulldoody.
American Idol (Idle Americans) has NOT killed ALL of the real music! HURT is fun! YAY!
When you sit down, stand up, or hover and begin to ponder putting words together to express your feelings regarding an album that nips you in places that have no name, it often amounts to quite a daunting task. HURT is the most underrated and unknown great band out right now. That is a fact. Anyone who listens to their previous effort, cleverly named, “Vol. 1” immediately sees this omission of HURT in the gilded halls of super de duper bands of the day. Day! Vol. 2 is not only a “go hump yourself” to the Sophomore Jinx, it is one of the best albums I have heard in ten years (at least). Go to iTunes now and buy it. Go to Best Buy now and Best Buy it. It has a shiny white cover. Ok. Now, as you listen to Sunners Lost and Ten Ton Brick, recall what I am saying here. Come back and comment. Somewhere say, hey nakedE you were right! Why? Well, I am going to campaign actively for an interivew whith the gents from HURT. I want to find out how they pull this together so perfectly and what they are going to do when they inevitaby explode into superstsrdom. So, HURT, if you are reading – contact me so we can plaster this blog with HURTAmerica. I’ll even write the interview clothed in hopes that we can sheathe my pecker. Well, not we, I would never ask HURT to sheathe my penis. I would organize a charitsble event where they could play. I have done this before with a ….
OH MY. I am so tired I am falling asleep at the keyboard here. I have to continue this later, aaeaekkkk
Buy HURT “Vol. 2” and then surf over here. by then we can both go on nd on not capitalizing “By” and leaving the “a” out of “and”.
HURT rhymes with BURT.