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“Did you hear him yelling for you , Falcon?” asked Wolf Blitzer, who somehow had allotted an hour to interview and cover this “breaking” story.
“Why didn’t you come out?” asked the psychotic Dad
“Ummmm, because you said it was for a show…” said Falcon
I wanted to post this as soon as I found out about this. I will keep updated you as I uncover more this evening.
Ummmm, I think we should fine them, banish them, and sterilize them. Dirty gene pool. Celebrity-addicted psychopaths,
More of this embarrassment to come…
NAKEDERIC ROCKSTAR UPDATE!!!
I don’t know how to say this in a way that fully delivers the massive news that broke yesterday at NakedEric.
Yes I do. I just lied. Sorry.
I’ll strip the usual (and incredibly sexy) NakedEric spice from the story and hit you with the skinny. Also, I took too much Ritalin and can’t stop eating Starbusts so my hands seem to have ulterior motives. If you don’t know what Ritalin is, then think of it like a display toilet at Sears. It makes the place look more accommodating (a commode-ating, ha!) but it is still the same bland, oversized shope selling crap we don’t need. That made no sense.
LO-PRO MANAGEMENT HAS CONTACTED NAKEDERIC AND WILL BE ALLOWING EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE BAND AND THEIR NEW MUSIC
WE’RE GOING TO HAVE GIVEAWAYS, REVIEWS, CONCERT INFO, BAND MESSAGES, VIDEOS, AND MORE.
TOTAL COVERAGE OF AARON LEWIS AND HIS PRODIGIOUS BAND LO-PRO
Here’s a link to two ridiculous songs by Lo-Pro. Now, you all know what to do… Tell us what you want! What should we ask? What kind of giveaways? What do you think of the band? Do you like Staind? Are you nervous? Do I make you horny?
SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS AND IDEAS THEN STAY TUNED BECAUSE WITHIN EVERY DAY WE WILL BE REVEALING MORE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM LO-PRO AND OTHER HUGE BANDS.
For starters, here’s the official bio of the band:
Lo-Pro’s journey began when former Ultraspank members Pete Murray and Neil Godfrey’s first demo caught the attention of Staind front man Aaron Lewis. Lewis promptly offered them a deal on his newly formed vanity label 413 Records, releasing their first album on Geffen.
Lo-Pro is: Pete Murray, Neil Godfrey, Tommy Stewart, Pete Ricci and Jerry Oliviera
Album: Letting Go EP
Letting Go PRODUCED BY: Angus Cooke and Lo-Pro
Executive Producer: Aaron Lewis
Here’s Some of Their Masterwork:
STAY TUNED AND WRITE TO US WITH YOUR INPUT!