I like large tushes and I cannot be untruthful. Other siblings are not able to refute. When a female saunters in with a short distance between her hips and a round thing in your face you get sprung. "Infant Got Posterior"
I have received concerned emails from readers. Females, hopefully… who are aghast at the fact that there may be a part of nakedEric that smells “funny”.
Here’s the rub (pun intended) – Does something funny (usually) make you smile? Well, then say it this way as you listen to my hit single ‘Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny” – Think “Kiss Me Where it ‘makes you smile'”
By “funny” I didn’t mean “bad”. Guys know what I mean. Silly girls…
It is now on, now as I push these letters to convey the glory of this album and its significance to those who rely on music to prevent them from killing themselves or doing an extraordinary amount of drugs (ironic how the artists use music for the opposite?) POINT IS: Chinese Democracy has infuriated China. Fuck ’em. This is a great example of why America is great(er) in the eyes of those who love freedom. Guess why China hates Axl and hence America? Because we have the AUDACITY to say the words Chinese and Democracy in the same two word title. Like I said. Oh let’s make it three words now: Tienanmen FUCK ‘EM.
The album is near flawless when you get over the initial shock of listening to a NEW G ‘N R album. Listen to the title track, “If The World”, “Better”, and “Prostitute”. Then read about the uproar in China and join me in being grateful for our freedom as we say, well. You know….